[Driving to daycare]

Dillan to Ashley: Ashley! Get that doll away from me! That’s annoying!

[Five minutes later I notice Dillan with the doll]

Dave to Dillan: Dillan! Quit bothering Ashley and give her doll back.

Ashley: We’re sharing Daddy. It’s Dillan’s turn playing with the doll.

Dillan: Yeah, it’s my turn playing.

Dave: Oh, okay.

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