Dave: Is that the same Jordyn that Dillan likes?

Ashley: Yeah, but he doesn’t like her anymore.

Dave: He’ll probably always like her a little bit.

Ashley: So when she grows up and gets married to another boy Dillan will be sad?

Dave: I doubt it. He’ll probably like another girl by then.

Ashley, incredulously: He will?

Dave: Of course he will. There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Ashley: I’ve heard that before.

Dave, incredulously: You have? Then you know what I mean.

Ashley: Yeah, it means there are lots of fishes in the ocean to catch and eat so peoples don’t be hungry.

Dave: That is EXACTLY what that means! Hey Ashley?

Ashley: What?

Dave: You stay innocent for as long as you can, okay?

Ashley: Okay Daddy.

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