Coming home from church Ashley must have said at least ten times: Daddy, Dwyane did … [insert some perceived wrong].
Dwyane countered each and every one of Ashley’s claims by saying: Daddy, Ashley did … [insert some perceived wrong] … too. And she did it first!
Bruce: Daddy?
Dave: What Bruce? Are you going to tattle tale on someone too?
Bruce: No!
Dillan quickly said: I will!
Dave: So Bruce, what were you going to say?
Bruce: I love and like you.