Bruce: Daddy, where do babies come out from?
Dave: You should ask Mommy.
Dillan: From their butt!
Dwyane: Eww!
Ashley: I know!
Dave: Bruce, go ask Mommy. Don’t listen to these guys.
Dillan: From their mouth!
Dave: Go ask Mommy.
Bruce: Mommy, how do babies get out of bellies?
Ashley: I know! I know!
Lesa: From their vaginas.
Ashley: I knew that.
Dwyane: What’s that?
Lesa: You know how boys have penises? Well, girls have vaginas.
Ashley: I knew that too.
Dwyane, looking horrified: You mean babies can come out of penises!?!
Lesa: No, only girls have babies.
Ashley: I knew that.
Dillan: I don’t want to know about that! I want to know how they cut the cord!
Dave: Ask Mommy.
Ashley: I know! It’s how you get belly buttons!