Way high up on the water slide platform with Dwyane and Bruce…
Bruce: Daddy, if we fell would we die?
Dave: Yup, we’d go splat.
Dwyane: What if the stairs broke?
Dave: We’d die.
Bruce: If a big wind came and blew us off?
Dave: We’d still die.
Dwyane: If there was a hole in the fence and we slipped through?
Dave: You’d die. Why don’t you guys say something positive?
Dwyane: We’d all die fast and go to Heaven together.