Ashley, feigning indignance: Daddy, that guy should have turned his bright lights off!

Dave: He should have, but he didn’t.

Ashley: That wasn’t nice. It blinded me.

After a short pause, Ashley said: Oh well, it’s not a perfect world.

Dave: Yup, and people aren’t perfect either.

After a much longer pause, Ashley said: I’m kind of glad the world isn’t perfect. If it was I wouldn’t get to be with you guys.

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