Ashley, while eating: Dave, I’m not going to talk while eating because you will tell me to quit talking and eat so me won’t talk … and I is hungry and if I talk I won’t be able to eat fast and then I’ll be more hungry … and this food you fixed is yummy … and I is little so me needs to eat a lot to be big and I want to be so big so me will eat and not talk … and if I don’t eat then me won’t get desert and I want to eat desert because me like eating desert sooooo much … and my tummy will rumble if I don’t eat … and then my tummy will rumble at nap time and then I won’t sleep because my tummy is rumbling … and if I don’t eat and sleep me will get sick and have to go to bed early … and then I won’t be able to go out and play until I’m done eating cause I is sick and I like going out to play with those kids so me will hurry and eat … and

Dave: Ashley, quit talking and eat.

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