[We were having hot dogs and hamburgers for supper.]

Dillan at supper: Can I have more please?

Lesa: Sure. What would you like?

Dillan: A hot dog.

Lesa: Sorry, we’re out of hot dogs. Do you want some more french fries?

Dillan: No. Can I have a hamburger?

Lesa: Sure. What do you want on it?

Dillan: Ketchup and some of that brown stuff.

Lesa: What brown stuff?

[Dillan points at the meat in my hamburger.]

Lesa, laughing: Honey, that is the hamburger.

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