Ashley: Daddy, can I sit somewhere else?
Dave: No. Where else am I supposed to sit you? The truck only has so many seats.
Ashley: Yeah, but I don’t want to sit next to a boy named Dillan.
Dillan: You could put her on top and tie her.
Ashley: Okay, I’ll go on top.
Dave: No, I’m not putting you on top. You might die.
Ashley: Okay Daddy. Daddy?
Dave: What?
Ashley: Can you talk to Dillan and tell him you don’t want to keep him?
Dave: If we keep one of you we’ll keep all of you.
Dillan: Yeah, ’cause you love us.
Dave: That’s right. We’re trying to keep you guys but your not our kids yet.
Dillan: Why?
Dave: Because your mom and dad might want you and the judge hasn’t said so yet.
Ashley: When the judge says so I will be Ashley Williams. And Dillan will be Dillan Williams. And Brucie Williams and Dwyanie Williams and Porter Williams and Switzee Williams and Pleasant Williams and Curio Willams and Chickens Williams and new Mr. Rooster Williams.
Dave: Will that be okay with you Dillan?
Dillan: Yeah! Dillan Williams!
Ashley: Bruce? Will that be okay?
Bruce: Yeah.
Ashley: Dwyane? Will that be okay?
Dwyane: Yeah.
Dave: Okay then. If we get to keep you we’ll change your names to Williams.
Dillan and Ashley: Yea!
Ashley: Daddy, can I ride on top? I promise not to die.