Daycare, to Ashley: Did you have a good weekend?

Ashley: Yes! We went to Walmart and the babies got boots and we ate and we went sledding and the green thing broke [sled] and we played in the snow and we went to church but we didn’t go to swim cause we was bad but I was good and I got this new outfit!.

Dave: Good? You were good? Okay if you say so [laughs out loud].

Ashley, ignoring me: Who gave me this outfit?

Dave: Jennifer Hamilton from church.

Ashley: I will say thank you if you show me her.

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