The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Dave: Did you see that horse laying down sleeping? Lesa: That’s kind of unusual to see. Dave: Did you know horses can snooze standing up? Ashley: Do they sleep and walk? Dave: No. Ashley: They can’t sleep and walk, but I do!
Ashley to Dillan. What am I? Dillan: Ummmm, a beautiful girl? Ashley, after a pause, said: Why thank you!
Ashley: Dwayne has a crush on a lot of girls: Kenzley, Little Lily, Big Lily, Little Madison, Elin, Clara, and Jorydan. Dave: And I bet they like him too. Ashley: No. Dillan: They all follow him around and then he picks his nose and eats it. Ashley: They don’t follow Read more…
Dwyane: My taste buds changed today. They like pizza rolls now.
Ashley while eating soup: It’s interesting that the soup keeps getting lower while I’m eating.
Ashley: If you had 50 L.O.L. Dolls and a friend came over, you would have 25 L.O.L. Dolls for the friend and 25 L.O.L. Dolls for you!
While playing cars Dillan said to Bruce: This one is a police car. Bruce: Then why doesn’t it have sirens? Dillan: It’s an undercover police car. Bruce: Well, I hate black. It hurts my head. Get a different color. Dillan: Okay.
Bruce: There are too many babies at daycare – thousands of them.
Dwyane: Daddy, I mucus-ed myself. I was asleep, and it must have been in my mouth, and I didn’t know it, and then my mouth opened, and I mucus-ed myself – from here to here [showing me where on his pajamas]. Dave: That’s alright Dwyane. That happens sometimes. You don’t Read more…