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Kid Quote of the Day – May 29, 2018
Dwyane to Pauline McGuire: Schools weren’t invented yet when Mommy and Daddy were little.
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The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
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Kid Quote of the Day – May 25, 2018
Dillan: Daddy, there’s this diet called South Beach Diet where you can eat and eat and the pounds just go away. You should try it.
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Kid Quote of the Day – May 24, 2018
Ashley: I’ve got everything in my bag I need: sunglasses, diary, pen, whoopee cushion.
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Kid Quote of the Day – May 23, 2018
Bruce: Fog is because a cloud broke open and it spilled out all over.
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Kid Quote of the Day – May 22, 2018
Ashley: Daddy, it’s unbearable having to wait to see what I get for my birthday. Can’t you please tell me just one thing you’re going to get me? Dave: Yeah, I see your point. It must be hard waiting. Okay, I’ll tell you one thing you’re going to get. You’re Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – May 21, 2018
Dave: I wouldn’t try to ramp that. Looks like a broken arm, leg, or head to me. Dwyane: It’s too scary. Bruce: Nooo! I’ll do it!
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Kid Quote of the Day – May 18, 2018
Ashley: Daddy, let me pick your shirts out. Dave: What for? Ashley: You always wear those boring grey, blue and brown shirts. Dave: That’s because I’m not a seven, almost eight, little girl – I’m a boring old man. Besides, I like grey. Ashley: No, you need something brighter. [She Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – May 17, 2018
Lesa to Dwyane: Are you blowing your boogers out so Porter will lick them? Dwyane: Yes. Lesa: Well, quit it.
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Kid Quote of the Day – May 16, 2018
Dwyane: Bruce’s birthday is soon. Dave: Yes it is! He’ll be five. Dwyane: And I’ll be six!
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Kid Quote of the Day – May 15, 2018
Bruce: For my birthday I want a huge Nerf gun, a trailer like Dillan has and the front [semi-trailer and cab], and a LEGO Police City, and a Mountain Dew car. Dave: You have to be 8 for the LEGO Police City and I don’t think they make Mountain Dew Read more…