The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
I avoided hitting a 6′ Black snake sunning itself on the road on our way home from camping and Bruce asked : Why is he laying in the road? Lesa: Because the road is the warmest place in the woods right now. He’s cold blooded so when it’s cold he Read more…
Ashley: Eww! Dillan just picked a booger and ate it and wiped his finger on my shirt! Dave: If he ate it then nothing got on your shirt. Ashley: But he got his booger juice on me! Dillan: Daddy, is there such a thing as booger juice? Dave: I suppose Read more…
Bruce: Daddy! Ashley stepped on me! Ashley: I didn’t! Dave: Then why is he crying? Ashley: I accidentally stepped on him – accidentally. Dave: Yeah, right. Ashley: I didn’t see him! Dave: Girl, you better watch where you’re walking! Ashley: Okay. Dave: Bruce, are you okay? Bruce: Yeah, she’s a Read more…
Dwyane: I got two scoops of ice cream. Ashley: Mommy, can I have three scoops of ice cream? Lesa: No. Bruce: I have to infinity and beyond scoops. Dwyane: That would be over the house and to the city ice cream. Bruce: Yeah.
Dave: Ashley, it’s time to get up. Ashley: When? Dave: Now. Ashley: No. Dave: You have to. Ashley: Why? Dave: You have to go to school. Ashley: No I don’t. Dave: Yes you do. Ashley: I don’t want to. Dave: You have to go to school. It’s the law. Ashley: Read more…
As we drove to daycare after the other kids got on the bus, Bruce said: Daddy, I like Dwyane and Dillan and Ashley. Dave: You do? I like them too. And I like you.
Doctor to Dave: When was his last bowel movement? Dave: After dinner, about an hour ago. Bruce: Daddy, what’s a bowel movement? Dave whispering to Bruce: They want to know when you pooped. Bruce, jumping up and raising his hand, said: I pooped two times!
Bruce: Daddy, do you want to sit on the moon? Dave: Not really. Bruce: Why not? Dave: It’s very high and very far away. Bruce But I want to see you sitting on the moon. Dave: Maybe someday Bruce but not today. Bruce: Okay.
Dave: You better listen to your Mom! Bruce: You’re not the boss! Dillan and Ashley: Oh yes he is! Lesa: Bruce, you’d better listen. Bruce: Okay. Dave: And so it begins…
Lesa: Bruce, you have your very own lunch box. Ashley: I need a new one too. Lesa: No, I found yours. Ashley: Where? Lesa: In the pantry underneath a bunch of stuff. Dillan: Oh, I remember! It fell when I got mine that one time. Lesa: Well thanks for picking Read more…