Kid Quote of the Day – April 12, 2018
Bruce: Mommy, can we watch a movie? Lesa: Not right now. Bruce: Mommy, can we go in the other room and talk about it?
The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Bruce: Mommy, can we watch a movie? Lesa: Not right now. Bruce: Mommy, can we go in the other room and talk about it?
Ashley: How come the boys want to be with Mommy the most? Dave: For some reason, daughters like their dads the most, and sons like their moms the most. Ashley: Did Mommy like her dad too? Dave: Mommy loves her dad but he is gone so she doesn’t get to Read more…
Bruce: Daddy, I see a roller coaster! Dave: I don’t see one? I see a logging truck. Bruce: That’s what I meant.
Dave: I have to figure out taxes after adopting you kids. Dillan: You must have years of practice.
[Ashley was chastising Dillan for something he did a couple of years ago.] Dave: What are you going to do? Blame him for the rest of his life. Ashley: Yes.
Ashley: What is a groom? Dave: That is what they call the husband. Don’t ask me why. Dillan and Ashley: Why?
Lesa to Bruce: You shyster. Bruce: I know, I’m doing my job.
Ashley: She was playing with my best friend and she wasn’t very nice. She was mean to me. Dave: Sounds like she’s a bit of a bully. Bruce: I’m a bully too. Dave: We don’t like bullies. Bruce: I’m not!
Bruce, pointed at the strawberry shortcake Lesa made for dessert, and said: I’ll take that piece!