The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Bruce: Hey Daddy, did you know that I’ve been growing up? Dave: Yes, I did! Isn’t it awesome! Bruce: Yeah. Bruce: Daddy? Dave: What? Bruce: I don’t really want to grow up.
Dave to the kids: You have to let Bruce play LEGOs with you too. You can’t shut the door and not let him join in. That’s mean. Ashley: We was letting him play. We made a LEGO family. Dave: Is Dillan in the LEGO family? Ashley: Yes. Dave: Is Dwyane Read more…
Dave: I should go in there and whip his butt. Bruce: You can’t say that. Dave: I’m an adult and I can say what I want. Bruce: You can’t say that! You’re supposed to say pickle pants. Dave: Okay Bruce. I should go in there and whip his pickle pants.
[Bruce had blue paint on his hands from making a leprechaun trap and asked to ride his bike.] Dave: Don’t forget to leave enough energy to bring your bike back up when you’re done riding. Bruce: Don’t worry. I have super energy because I’m blue. Then he ran out the Read more…
Ashley: Daddy, what is A+C? Dave: I don’t know. Ashley: Why not? You’re an adult.
Lesa was following us in the Jeep. Bruce said: Eat our dust Mommy!
Dwyane: I’m going to set my leprechaun trap by the window, and when he comes out of the woods at night, I’m going to wake up and jump on him and take his money bag! I’m going to catch that leprechaun!
Dwyane: Can we build a tree house on top of the house? Dave: No, that would be a house house and not a tree house. Dwyane: I want a house house.
Dwyane during prayer last night: And God, guess what? I love you. Thank you for making me.
At Asian Pearl Ashley carefully examined each Fortune Cookie and took a long time before selecting one, and said: I’m being very careful so I can pick one with a good fortune. [She picked a cookie that had two fortunes!]