The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Ashley: When I call them [on her toy phone] they [the boys] won’t answer. Dave: Maybe they can’t hear the phone ringing? Ashley: No, they hear me calling. Dave: Maybe they can’t get to the phone? Ashley: No, the phone is right next to them. Dave: Well, maybe they don’t Read more…
Dave, commenting on the clerk at the clothing store: That girl looked really scared. I think she thought we was all coming in.
Bruce sneezed, Lesa said: Bless you. Bruce in reply: You’re welcome.
Ashley: Daddy, do you know big Ashley? Not big Ashley our neighbor but big Ashley at Scouts. Her baby was crying and I went by her and said “Hi” and she quit crying. And then she started crying again so I took off my necklace, I didn’t give it to Read more…
Dave: Bruce, you get 4 minutes in timeout. Bruce: 5! Dave: Okay, 5. Bruce: 6! Dave: Okay, 6. Bruce: 7! Dave: How about 10? Bruce: Okay. Dave: 10 it is. Bruce: Okay.
Dillan, after reading his “I Survived” book: Daddy, a boy got burned up and survived. Dave: Getting burned hurts, and it leaves scars that don’t go away [I showed him my burn scar on my leg]. Dave: And some stupid people will make fun of that kid for the way Read more…
Bruce: I love you Daddy. Dave: I love you too. Bruce: What’s your name? Ha ha ha!
As we drove by the church in Indy where we were married over 35 years ago, Lesa said to the kids: That’s the church Daddy and me got married in. Bruce: Why?