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Kid Quote of the Day – February 7, 2018
Bruce: Dwyane is a pondo because he sits sideways. Lesa: What’s a pondo? Bruce, sounding annoyed: A hippo! Lesa, sounding confused: Oh, okay?
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The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
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Kid Quote of the Day – February 6, 2018
Dave: Bruce! Don’t jump off the bed like that! You’ll break an arm or something! Bruce: You can glue it back on with that hot glue stuff.
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Kid Quote of the Day – February 5, 2018
Lesa: Ashley, can you put a Pop-Tart in for Dwyane? Dwyane: No! I can fix my it! Mommy, you need to show me first.
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Kid Quote of the Day – February 2, 2018
At prayer time Lesa told Dwyane: I’ll hold your arm because it looks like you just picked a booger and ate it. Dwyane: No! I was just trying to get my toenail unstuck from my teeth.
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Kid Quote of the Day – February 1, 2018
[Driving home we saw two young bulls butting heads.] Dillan: It looks like they’re fighting. Dave: They are. Ashley: Probably fighting over a girl. Dave: Sounds about right. Dillan: Daddy, do you always have to fight to get the girl? Dave: Not always, but sometimes. Dillan: Daddy: Did you fight Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 31, 2018
Hair stylist to Bruce: Are you the baby brother? Bruce: No! Hair stylist: Are you the littlest brother? Bruce: Yes.
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 30, 2018
[We were watching Little House on the Prairie on the Hallmark Channel and a commercial came on …] Ashley: Daddy, there are some girls that are for sale – at farmers only dot com. Dave: They’re not for sale Ashley. Ashley: Well, you can get them to marry you if Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 29, 2018
Bruce, being super serious, told Dwyane: I took my coat off! I’m not playing around!
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 26, 2018
Ashley, not wanting to be outrun by Dwyane, yelled: Stop it! Daddy said no running in the house!
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 25, 2018
Bruce: Daddy, I only have night dreams when I close my eyes.