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Kid Quote of the Day – January 24, 2018
Driving to Indy Dwyane asked Bruce: What’s outside your window? Bruce replied: A house. Dwyane: We got trash.
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The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 23, 2018
Me, to Ashley, at my Dad’s house: It’s my Dad’s birthday. He just turned 79 years old today. Ashley: That’s pretty old. How old is your mom? Dave: I think she’s 33, maybe 34. My Mom, overhearing, said: No, I’m 39. Ashley, looking closely at my Mom, said: No, you’re Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 22, 2018
Bruce: Daddy, where do babies come out from? Dave: You should ask Mommy. Dillan: From their butt! Dwyane: Eww! Ashley: I know! Dave: Bruce, go ask Mommy. Don’t listen to these guys. Dillan: From their mouth! Dave: Go ask Mommy. Bruce: Mommy, how do babies get out of bellies? Ashley: Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 19, 2018
Dwyane: When I grow up I’ll live in a hotel forever. Lesa: Hopefully you’ll grow into a young man and get a job to support yourself and get an apartment or a house. Ashley: That’s when I’ll find me a man. Dave: You don’t have to. You can get a Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 18, 2018
Dillan: The chicken tastes good with the potatoes. Dave: What chicken? Dillan: What kind of chicken is it? Dave: What chicken? Ashley: That’s not chicken – it’s meat. Lesa: It’s pork.
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 17, 2018
Bruce: I’m bored. Lesa: Go play. Bruce: Hey, I know! The kitty litter box needs cleaned out.
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 16, 2018
Dillan, after we finished sledding: Wow, I can’t feel my butt anymore.
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 15, 2018
Dillan, showing me his drawing: Daddy, I drew the Titanic and the ice cube. Dave: That’s a nice drawing. Ashley, butting into the conversation: Dillan, it wasn’t an ice cube, it was a rock. Dave: It was an iceberg and it’s still a nice drawing.
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 12, 2018
Dwyane to Lesa: I said a bad word and I already put soap in my mouth.
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 11, 2018
Bruce, when we told him to stop: What? I didn’t do nothing.