Kid Quote of the Day – January 10, 2018
Dillan: Guys, I really want to be left alone. Ashley: That’s why we’re bothering you!
The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Dillan: Guys, I really want to be left alone. Ashley: That’s why we’re bothering you!
Dwyane, as I was leaving daycare, yelled: Goodbye Daddy! Have a good time at work!
Bruce, at the dinner table, trying to upset Ashley whose favorite animal is a rabbit: Do you know what my favorite animal is? Bruce, before anyone could respond: Foxes eating bunnies! Ha, ha, ha! Bruce: Why did the bunny cross the road? Dave and Lesa: Why? Bruce: To get hit Read more…
Dave: So far today we’ve passed David Street and David Road signs. If I see a David Williams sign I’m going to stop and take it. Bruce: Who’s David? Ashley: That is Daddy. His name is David. Bruce: No. Dave: Bruce, my name is David. Bruce: I thought your name Read more…
Dwyane, yesterday, in a pleading voice: Mommy, when are we going back to school?
Dwyane and Bruce blowing into each others face: I can see my breath, can you?
Ashley, to the boys: You’re not in the contest. Besides, I would win anyway.
The boys woke up before light and were in their room playing with the door closed. Lesa saw the bathroom light was on and turned it off. The boys noticed the bathroom light wasn’t shining under their door anymore and it got really quiet in their room. Then Lesa heard Read more…
Ashley, tapping her feet to the Christmas music at dinner: My feet are talented. Lesa: My toes are talented! I can pick up LEGOs with them! Ashley: Mine are too! I can pick up TWO LEGOs with these two toes right here (she put her feet on the table to Read more…
Dillan, on the way to Scouts: Daddy, I love and like you. Dave: I love and like you too. Dillan: You’re the best. Dave: Well, thanks Dillan. A lot of kids probably think their dad is the best. They can’t all be the best. I’m probably just an okay dad. Read more…