Kid Quote of the Day – February 26, 2019
Bruce, for no apparent reason, shouted a quote from Open Season 2: Mr. Weenie! It looks like he’s flying!
The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Bruce, for no apparent reason, shouted a quote from Open Season 2: Mr. Weenie! It looks like he’s flying!
[A week ago Sunday, Lesa taught Dwyane how to cook scrambled eggs. Lesa instructed, Dwyane cooked. Yesterday morning …] Lesa: Dwyane, what would you like for breakfast? Dwyane: I would like scrambled eggs, but I’m kind of tired of cooking Mommy. Can you make them for me?
Ashley: How come we’re not going out to eat? Lesa: In our Marriage Oneness Class we talked about money and budgeting and we decided we eat out too much. Ashley: I hate your Marriage Oneness Class.
Bruce: Daddy, can you take us fishing sometime. Dave: Sure. Bruce: Daddy is the only one that ever catches any fish. Dave: Wait, I have to check my license. Bruce: What does that mean. Ashley: It means his fishing license could be out of order. Bruce: Huh? Lesa: It means Read more…
Ashley: Boy, my mouth is real dry. The dentist sucked up all my spit!
Ashley was talking about getting her ears pierced when Dillan said: In Hawaii they don’t pierce their ears. Just their noses and stuff. I bet they come to Indiana and go “Oh my God! They pierce their ears here!”
Bruce: Mommy, can I tell you something? Lesa: Sure. [Bruce walked over and acted like he was going to tell Lesa something but climbed into her lap instead.] Lesa: I thought you wanted to tell me something? Bruce: No, I just wanted to snuggle with you. [I think he kind Read more…
Bruce, when getting to a page in his reading book that had a lot of words, said in a whisper: Stay calm. Take a deep breath. [He then read the page flawlessly.]
Bruce, this morning on the way to daycare: Sunrise! It’s beautiful! Take a picture! It’s been ages!
Bruce: I hate birthdays! Except mine. Mine‘s the best!