The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Dillan: Blah, blah, blah. Ashley: Daddy, can you make Dillan stop saying blah, blah, blah? Dave: Dillan, why are you saying that? Ashley: Cause I was singing. Dave: Dillan, stop aggravating Ashley. Dillan: Well, she needs to get better at singing.
Bruce: Daddy, I wish we had a house boat. Dave: Me too. Bruce: And a house car. Dave: Me too!
Ashley: Daddy, I got you two coloring sheets for Christmas. Dave: Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know. I want to be surprised. Ashley: Yeah, but you don’t know what kind. Dave: Well, okay. Speaking of Christmas, what should we get Mommy? Dillan and Ashley both shouted: JEWELRY! Bruce: Read more…
Dave: You guys are being rotten! I should take you to Pet Smart and sell you to people who want new pets. Dwyane: You can’t sell us because it’s closed! Nana nana boo boo! Bruce: We’re adopted so you can’t get rid of us. You have to keep us forever! Read more…
Bruce: Daddy, I wouldn’t want to be a deer – they get shooted. Dave: People can get shot but I’d rather be a person than a deer too. Bruce: If a deer knocked at our door I would open it and shoot it. Dwyane: You’d shoot a baby deer? Bruce: Read more…
Coming home from church Ashley must have said at least ten times: Daddy, Dwyane did … [insert some perceived wrong]. Dwyane countered each and every one of Ashley’s claims by saying: Daddy, Ashley did … [insert some perceived wrong] … too. And she did it first! Bruce: Daddy? Dave: What Read more…
Dave, after putting Christmas lights on the house: Bruce, what do you think of the Christmas lights? Bruce: I think Santa will like it so much he’ll want to stay here.
After Lesa kissed and hugged Dwyane, said goodbye and wished him a good day, he said (while doing a fist pump in the air): Yes! I will have a GREAT day! It’s the Zipping Contest today! YES!!
Pauline: Dwyane, what was your favorite Thanksgiving food? Dwyane: The bad eggs. Pauline: Do you mean deviled eggs? Dwyane: Yes.
Dwyane, in the truck, coming back from the Bedford Christmas Parade: I just farted to infinity and beyond.