The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Dwyane, giving Lesa his Sunday School project: Wait, there’s something else in there! There’s candy. Lesa: I don’t see any candy. Dwyane: Oh yeah, I already ate it.
When we walked into daycare some kid yelled: Here come the Williamses! I’m still not used to hearing that.
Dillan tentatively poked his head around the bathroom door while I was on the toilet and said: Daddy? Dave: Dillan? What do you need? Is it an emergency? Dillan: Daddy, I like and love you. Dave: I like and love you too. [Dillan took off running. I guess he felt Read more…
Bruce, stood at the top of the deck, struck a super-hero pose, and sounded a bit maniacal as he yelled: Top of the world! Ha, ha, ha!
Bruce, at dinner: If you roll your eyes your eyes will get stuck in the back of your head. Dillan: If you cross your eyes they’ll get stuck too. Bruce the next morning: Oh, by the way Miss Courtney, it is true about the rolling your eyes thing.
Dave: Ashley, do you want to go to the grocery store with Lesa or to Lowe’s with me? Ashley: Daddy, I’ve spent my whole life going places with you. Ever since I’ve known you. I’ve only been someplace with Mommy one time! I want to go with Mommy. Dave: Just Read more…
Dave: Is that the same Jordyn that Dillan likes? Ashley: Yeah, but he doesn’t like her anymore. Dave: He’ll probably always like her a little bit. Ashley: So when she grows up and gets married to another boy Dillan will be sad? Dave: I doubt it. He’ll probably like another Read more…
Ashley: Daddy, roll down the windows – Dillan farted. Dillan: I did not! Besides, the smeller is the feller. Ashley: The feller is never the smeller – but only sometimes. Dave: What? I’m confused. The smeller is never the feller – but only sometimes? Ashley: Right. Dave: So … are Read more…
Ashley: My hair is the softest part of my hair. Dave: Your hair is the softest part of your hair? That doesn’t make any sense. Ashley: I mean the inside of my hair is softer than the outside. Dave: You can feel the inside of your hair? That’s weird. Ashley: Read more…
Ashley: I can say “who are you” in a foreign language. Dave: Oh yeah? Go ahead. Ashley: Who art thou? Spelled w-h-o a-r-t t-h-o-u. Dave: What language is that? Ashley: I don’t remember, I forgot.