The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Lesa during our spaghetti dinner: Daddy can cook too you know. Ashley: He makes good pancakes. Lesa: He can make good spaghetti too. Remember he made spaghetti when I went to Wisconsin? Dillan: Yeah, but not as good as Mommy! Mommy has a secret sauce called “Mommy” that gets into Read more…
Bruce, looking for the laminator: Miss Courtney needs a maninator. Miss Jessica: We all need a maninator.
While going through Dwyane’s weekly reading test results, Lesa said: Dwyane, we need to read your books more, and you need to start sounding out words. Dwyane, handing Lesa his neatly written ABC’s, said: Here, look at this. This should make you happier.
Dillan, after tornado cleanup: Daddy, we did a good deed, didn’t we? Ashley, after tornado cleanup: I wish we could help more people. Dave, after tornado cleanup: I’m getting old. I’m sore all over.
Bruce: Your beard is soft. Can I have one for my next birthday?
Bruce: Daddy, thanks for building the swingset. Dave: You’re welcome. I’ve noticed you guys don’t play on it much anymore. Bruce: That’s because of all the bugs. Dave: The world is full of bugs. There are even bugs in the house. I wouldn’t let bugs stop me from having fun. Read more…
Lesa, to Ashley after Hope Harvest: What did you have at Steak ‘n’ Shake? Ashley: A hamburger and cheese, and fries, and a chocolate shake with no cherry. Lesa: Did you order it that way? Ashley: Yeah. Lesa: Did you at least get whipped cream? Ashley: Yeah, I have to Read more…
While playing the Trolls soundtrack, when a slow song (Hello) came on, Bruce said: Daddy, can you skip this song? It makes my head hurt!
Dwyane: Mommy, I could smell the bacon and eggs all the way down by the truck because my nose grew while you weren’t looking so I could smell them.
Ashley: Daddy, my head hurts. Can you check it? Dave, feeling her forehead: Not hot at all. Feels kind of cool if you ask me. Ashley: Maybe it has frostbite? Dave: No, no frostbite. Ashley: I meant frostbite on the inside of my head. Dave: That’s entirely possible.