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Kid Quote of the Day – November 1, 2017
Dwyane to Lesa after accidentally losing Dillan’s Halloween straw: Don’t tell Dillan that I lost it. Tell him Bruce did it because I’m not that bad.
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The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 31, 2017
Dave: Bruce, go get your bike. Bruce: But a coyote might eat me.. Dave: No, you won’t be eaten. Coyotes don’t usually eat people. Bruce: They like meat and I’m meat! Dave: You make a good point there but I think you’ll be okay. Dwyane: They won”t eat you that Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 30, 2017
While Lesa was cooking dinner Ashley said: Mmmm, I love that! [… a long pause…] What is it?
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 26, 2017
Looking at the litter box, Bruce asked: Did the dogs do that? Dave: No. Bruce: Who did that then? Dave: Did what? Bruce: Poop in there. Dave: Pleasant. [Our cat.] Bruce: You mean cats poop‽ I didn’t know that. Why?
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 25, 2017
Bruce, got down from the dinner table, walked over to me, and in a hushed and serious voice said: Daddy, if you lived on a skyscraper and jumped off you would die.
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 24, 2017
Dwyane: Mommy and Daddy have cooties. They’re married.
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 23, 2017
Lesa to the kids: Abraham Lincoln was born in Kentucky. Ashley: Abraham Lincoln should have been the first president. Dave: George Washington was a pretty good president too. Ashley: Was George Washington one of the presidents when you guys was alive?
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 13, 2017
Bruce: Who’s coming to visit? Dave: Our friends Dennis and Tricia. Bruce: Who is that? Dave: You remember them. We went to their house and had a bonfire a little while ago. They have the cows. Bruce: Oh yeah, I remember them. Are they bringing the cows too? Dave: Maybe, Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 12, 2017
Dillan, giving brotherly advice to Dwyane: In school, in first grade, Mrs. Wronowicz says you’re not allowed to say “I can’t.” Ashley: You can’t even say cannot!