The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Ashley, talking about her bio-parents: They hurt Dillan more on the inside where you can’t see, and they hurt me more on the outside where you can see.
Ashley who is selling Girl Scout chocolates handed me the order form and said: Daddy, I only need fifty-five more dollars to get a small bunny prize. What are you going to buy?
Bruce, being totally serious: Daddy, you don’t ever want to squeeze what is called testicles because it hurts, and you won’t want to even move! Dave, being serious back: Is that so? Well, that’s good to know. Lesa: And it can keep you from helping to have babies when you Read more…
Dwyane: Daddy, I haven’t hugged and kissed you all day. I need to hug and kiss you right now!
Ashley: If you eat ice cream too fast you get brain freeze. Dwyane: And if you pee real quick you’ll get pee freeze!
Bruce: Mommy. Mommy. Mommy! Mommmmmy!! Bruce: Daddy, do you know where Mommy is? Dillan: She’s in Heaven. Dave: She’s probably out by the chicken coup getting eggs and stuff. Bruce: The coyotes probably got her cause I yelled out there already. Dillan: I told you she’s in Heaven.
Ashley, telling me all about the bad things that have happened to her: Daddy, I’ve been hit in the face by four different kinds of balls. One was the squishy kind at gym, and it hurt. And I’ve wrecked on my bike. And I’ve been hit with [toy] cars and Read more…
Bruce: Daddy, a leaf just hit your window. Dave: What! Of all the …! How dare that leaf hit my truck! Some nerve! I’m going back right now and spankling that leaf! Bruce: But Daddy, you’ll break that leaf in half. Dwyane: That leaf is probably a stick and a Read more…
Dave: Bruce! Come here! What happened to your face? Let me see. Bruce: I don’t know. I think the beehives. Dave: The beehives? Bruce: The beehives the doctor gave us the yucky medicine for. Dave: Oh, you mean the hives. Bruce: Yeah, the beehives. Dave: No, it’s not the hives Read more…