The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Bruce: Mommy, was I good tonight? Lesa: I didn’t have to yell at you even once. Bruce: Good! If we have a snow day tomorrow then I can stay home with you!
Bruce: Daddy, can you scratch my back? Dave: Sure. Bruce, about a minute later, and obviously unhappy with my effort, said: Daddy, you can stop. Mommy is the best scratcher backer.
Dwyane, to the checkout lady at Jay C’s: Can I tell you something? Checkout lady: Sure. Dwyane: My Mommy has never had a baby.
Ashley: I was first. Dillan: No, I was first. Bruce: No, I was first. Dwyane: No, I was first. Dave: You all can’t be first. Kids: Uh-huh!
Ashley: Daddy I’m learning about subject pronouns and opinion pronouns. Dave: Opinion pronouns? Ashley: Maybe it’s object pronouns.
Ashley: I guess I’ll eat this. I don’t want the expression date to go bad.
I was doing 60 mph in a 55 mph zone when I passed a patrol car going the opposite way, and said: Oh crap, I hope he doesn’t turn around. All the kids turned their heads to look, and sure enough, the patrol car turned around, and headed back toward Read more…
Bruce: Daddy, I like and love everyone who lives in this house. Plus God, and Jesus, and Switzee and Porter.
Ashley: Daddy I love you. I’m happy. I have a great life.