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Kid Quote of the Day – January 22, 2019
Bruce: I know how to spell PE: PE Dillan: But how do you spell TV? Bruce: TV Dillan: You are right!
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The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 16, 2019
Ashley, feigning indignance: Daddy, that guy should have turned his bright lights off! Dave: He should have, but he didn’t. Ashley: That wasn’t nice. It blinded me. After a short pause, Ashley said: Oh well, it’s not a perfect world. Dave: Yup, and people aren’t perfect either. After a much Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 15, 2019
Dillan: Daddy, your truck smells like poop again. Dave: I don’t see any cows, someone must have farted. Dwyane: Excuse me.
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 14, 2019
Ashley: Did you learn anything at your Marriage Oneness Class? Dave: Yeah, we learned that kids take up all our time, and energy, and money. Ashley: I think you already knew that. Dave: Yes we did. Dwyane: Tony confirmed it for you? Dave: Yup!
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 11, 2019
Dave: Daryl Hall and John Oates. I haven’t heard them for quite a while. Bruce: They’re coming over later.
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 10, 2019
Dwyane: Look, there’s Mommy! Dillan: No, it just looks like Mommy. Bruce: He was driving very fast! Dillan: That’s why it looked like Mommy.
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 9, 2019
Bruce: OMG! A flying tree! Other kids: Where? Bruce: Made you look! Ha, ha, ha!
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 7, 2019
Dwyane to Lesa as she walked into our bathroom: I wouldn’t go into there if I were you. You might see a naked daddy.