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Kid Quote of the Day – January 3, 2019
Dave: Are you guys getting ready cause I hear a bunch of chitchating going on in there? Dwyane: Chitchat, chitchat, chitchat, …
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The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
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Kid Quote of the Day – January 2, 2019
Ashley: Daddy, you don’t need a comb. You don’t have any hair.
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Kid Quote of the Day – December 28, 2018
Bruce’s Elf Secret Mission: Pick up your toys without being asked. Bruce’s response: Boy, that’s going to be hard!
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Kid Quote of the Day – December 26, 2018
Dave: Does anyone know where Dwyane’s coat is? Dillan and Ashley: No. Dave: I saw it over here yesterday. Bruce: Maybe it’s an imaginary coat and you just thought you saw it? Dwyane: No, it’s a real coat. Bruce: I didn’t see it. You must have imagined it.
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Kid Quote of the Day – December 21, 2018
Bruce: Daddy, I remember when the dinosaurs were here and there weren’t any houses or cars or roads and there weren’t even any people. Dave: Really? If there wasn’t any people then how did you get there? Bruce: Well, someone told me about it, and that’s how I remember it. Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – December 20, 2018
Dwyane’s prayer: Thank you God for letting mommy cook the salad, the salad that I didn’t get any of, but that’s okay, all mommy’s cooking is good, especially her macaroni. It’s in Jesus’ name I pray. Amen.
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Kid Quote of the Day – December 17, 2018
Bruce to Dwyane: How do you spell Mrs. Mom and I love you?
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Kid Quote of the Day – August 30, 2018
Ashley: Daddy, Mommy and me didn’t fight today. We actually got along for once.
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Kid Quote of the Day – August 29, 2018
Dave: Sorry Bruce, I yelled at the wrong trouble maker. Bruce: That’s okay. I always get in trouble. I’m used to being in trouble. Ha ha ha!