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Kid Quote of the Day – August 14, 2018
Bruce: Is that you farting Daddy? Dave: No, it’s the motorcycle in front of us.
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The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
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Kid Quote of the Day – August 10, 2018
Ashley: Daddy can you take a picture of me sleeping so I know which way I should lay?
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Kid Quote of the Day – August 8, 2018
Bruce: Use your turn signals stupid! Ashley: That’s not very nice to say. They might not be able to afford turn signals.
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Kid Quote of the Day – August 7, 2018
Bruce: Look at me. I’m flying! Dillan: That’s not flying. That’s running and jumping with your arms out and falling. Bruce: Un-uh. I’m flying.
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Kid Quote of the Day – August 3, 2018
At the doctor office Dwyane said: Daddy, Ashley is trying to play with this and I was here first! Dave: Dwyane, if some little girl you didn’t know came up and started playing with that would you share, or would you tell me some little girl wanted to play with Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – August 2, 2018
Ashley singing: Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider! Girls go to college to get more smarter!
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Kid Quote of the Day – July 31, 2018
Bruce: Daddy, Dwyane choked me! Dave: Dwyane! Did you choke Bruce? Dwyane: Bruce was choking me! Dave: Bruce! Did you choke Dwyane? Bruce: Yeah … but he choked me back!