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Kid Quote of the Day – July 14, 2015
Ashley: Did you notice that God made water to cool you off on a hot day?
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The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
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Kid Quote of the Day – July 13, 2015
Dave, to Dillan and Ashley: Friday is Mommy’s birthday. I’m going to get a card and you guys can sign it, okay? Dillan and Ashley: Okay. Dave: What kind of present do you think we should get her? Ashley: Candy! Dillan: A game! Ashley: We can get her both! Dillan. Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – July 10, 2015
Ashley: Is Mommy asleep? Dave: Why do you ask? Ashley: Her Jeep is still here. Dave: It is? That’s strange. Shouldn’t she be at work? Ashley: Yeah. Is she on vacation? Dave: Yes she is. We’re going to let her sleep though. She needs the rest. Ashley: She doesn’t have Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – July 9, 2015
Bruce and Dwayne, after their bath, running through the house, laughing hysterically: Naked boy! Naked boy!
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Kid Quote of the Day – July 8, 2015
Dillan: I don’t want to go [to see the Indiana Fever ball game today] because they are girls. Dave: Did you hear your friends say that? Dillan: Yeah. Dave: So, if they told you to jump off a cliff you would? Dillan: No. Dave: So, if it was monster trucks Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – July 7, 2015
Dave to Dillan: Dillan, if you follow our rules, don’t get hurt, and take care of that ATV I’ll get you a bigger one next year. Dillan: Okay. [About five minutes later…] Dillan to Dave: Daddy, I will take very good care of that ATV and I will follow all Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – July 6, 2015
Ashley: Daddy, it’s been a long day. When that happens my brain gets messed up. Can you fix my brain?
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Kid Quote of the Day – July 2, 2015
[The big kids always rush to see who can hug me first at bedtime.] Dave to Ashley: How come you don’t ever hug Mommy first? Ashley: I don’t know. Dave to Dillan: How come you don’t ever hug Mommy first? Dillan: I don’t know. I just hug you first. Dave Read more…
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Kid Quote of the Day – July 1, 2015
Bruce: Daddy. I poop, I poop. Ewww! Dave: Yeah, I can tell, I mean smell! Bruce: Yucky. I poop.
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Kid Quote of the Day – June 30, 2015
[Playing tag at VBS last night.] Dillan, to Julie Cioni-Corbin: Did you see that? I’m a good runner! Julie: You’re totally a good runner! Dillan: I’ve been doing it for years.