The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Ashley to Lesa: Can you add some flavor to this popcorn? Lesa: Daddy brought that popcorn back from Mishawaka just for you. Ashley: It’s the best popcorn ever!
Bruce: Mommy, I don’t think it’s Dwyane’s birthday today. Lesa: Yes, Dwyane’s birthday is today. Bruce: I don’t think he’s six today. Lesa: Why do you say that Bruce? Bruce: He’s not any bigger. [I overlooked posting this. Dwyane’s birthday was July 17.]
[The kids get anxious when Lesa or I have to travel. They worry we won’t come back and they’ll loose us. Ashley is the worst. She has bad dreams like car wrecks and fires – things that would keep us from coming back.] Ashley: Daddy, I’m having those bad dreams Read more…
Ashley talking about me going on a business trip: Daddy, it’s going to be like you die and then come back to life after three days – just like Jesus.
Dwyane, when we were talking about acting our age, said: I act like a lower case Dillan – with a little ‘d’.
Dwyane: I put my over easy egg on my toast to make over easy toast.
Sitting around the campfire at camp, a very tired Ashley asked: Daddy, can you walk me up (to the Yurt) so I don’t fall asleep on the way?
Dwyane: We’re a pooping family cause when we got back to camp we all pooped.
Bruce: Why are we on a gravel road? Dave: Uh ……. Dwyane: Are we lost? Dave: Yes. Yes we are.