The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
[On the way to daycare this morning.] Dillan: Dave, did you forget your lunch bag? Dave: No, it’s right here. Dillan: I can’t see it. Dave: That’s because you’re not Superman. If you was you could see through the seat. Dillan: Is Superman strong? Dave: Very strong. Dillan: Stronger than Read more…
Bruce, holding his arm: Whaa! Whaa! Dave: What’s wrong? Bruce, pointing at Dwyane: Dwyane. Dave: Did Dwyane hit you? Bruce: Yeah. Dave: Were you bothering Dwyane? Bruce: Yeah. Dave: Is that’s why you got hit? Bruce: Yeah. Dave: Are you okay? Bruce: No. Dave: Want me to kiss it for Read more…
Bruce, pointing and asking for a drink from Lesa’s water cup: Drink! Lesa: What’s the magic word? Bruce: Abracadabra.
Ashley: Do you know why I like the Anna and Elsa dress-up? Dave: No, why? Ashley: Because you guys got it for me and I like you guys.
Ashley: Daddy, can I sit somewhere else? Dave: No. Where else am I supposed to sit you? The truck only has so many seats. Ashley: Yeah, but I don’t want to sit next to a boy named Dillan. Dillan: You could put her on top and tie her. Ashley: Okay, Read more…
Ashley, pointing to the stuffed animals on her bed: Daddy, do you know why I arranged them this way? Dave: No, why? Ashley: So they would be a family like us! Dave: That’s so cool! Ashley: Yeah. There is a Mommy and a Daddy and a sister and a brother Read more…
Ashley, in a stern voice, to her doll: You are in trouble! I am the principle! I am Mrs. Dillman and you will listen to me or you’ll get a checkmark X! Did you hear me?
Ashley: I don’t like boys! Dillan: Well, I don’t like girls either! Dave: I promise when you two get older you’ll like them. Ashley: Did you like girls when you were little Daddy? Dave: Not when I was little but when I got older I did. Dillan, sounding incredulous: You Read more…