The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
[We were taking the “long” way home through the country from daycare.] Dillan: Hey! I saw a kid! Dave: Yeah, they’ll let kids live just about anywhere. Ashley: Yeah, like out in the street with no moms or dads.
Dillan, to the optometrist during his eye exam: This is a girl’s room. I like the green but not the princesses.
Ashley to Dave: If somebody’s car was pulled over they might be sick and you would help them. Or if somebody’s car was pulled over they might be out of gas and you would help them. Or if somebody’s car was pulled over they might be broken and you would Read more…
Ashley: Mommy, you are even nicer than I thought you were.
Ashley: How do the birds keep from getting wet? Dave: They stay inside trees, or under bushes, or for some birds the water runs off their feathers and keeps them dry. Ashley: How do the reindeer stay dry? [All deer are reindeer to Ashley.] Dave: They lay down under bushes and Read more…
Dillan to Dave: Do you remember when you didn’t have a beard and you were nice?
During kindergarten screening Ashley was asked what she wanted to be when she grew up and she replied: The Tooth Fairy. [I’m hoping that means she’ll be a dentist!]
Ashley to Dave: What has a horn and what scratches you that is my favorite? Dave: A unicorn and I don’t know. Ashley: A baby cat and you are right. What can bite you and can peck you that is my favorite? Dave: A dog and I don’t know. Ashley: Read more…
[While I was driving the kids home from daycare after work, Dwyane saw a blue Jeep like Lesa’s in front of us.] Dwyane, pointing at the Jeep: Mama! Mama! Bruce: Mama! Mama! Ashley: Daddy, is that mama? Dave: No, it’s not her Jeep. Ashley, to Dwyane and Bruce: That’s not Read more…
Leaving for church yesterday morning the dew started rolling off the truck windows and Ashley said: Mommy, my window is melting!