The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
[First day back to school after a week off due to weather.] Dave to Dillan: How was school? Dillan: It was okay. Dave: Just okay? Didn’t you have fun? Dillan: Yeah. Dave: Didn’t you miss school? Dillan: Yeah. Dave: Then why so gloomy? Dillan: I miss sleeping in.
Ashley: I prayed for winter. Now it’s Dillan’s turn to pray for summer!
While Lesa was brushing Ashley’s hair, Ashley showed Lesa her ears and asked: Where are your ears?
[We changed sleeping arrangements to keep the babies from seeing each other because they were chatting at bedtime. Not sure it worked because we overheard the following:] Bruce: ‘Wyane? Dwyane: Bru’? Chatter, chatter, chatter …
Dillan to Dave: That’s a coloring book. Dave: I know. Dillan: How? Dave: I’ve been around for 53 years. Dillan: Whoa!
Ashley to Dave: Who painted that picture? Dave: I don’t know – some person. You can draw that good if you practice enough. Dillan: No she couldn’t. Dave: Yes she could. She’s a person just like the person that drew that picture. Dillan: Nooooo, she’s not a person. Ashley: Yes Read more…
Ashley to Lesa (who had a butter knife at the dinner table): Watch out for that pointy end. It will kill you!
Ashley to Dave: You’re supposed to call them [drivers] silly not stupid.
Bruce, grabbing and hanging onto Lesa’s legs: Uh! Lesa: No! I’m not going to pick you up again! Bruce: Uuhh!! Uuuhhh!!! Lesa: Bruce, quit! I’m not going to pick you up! Bruce: Uuuhhh!!! Uuuuhhhh!!!! Uuuuuhhhhh!!!!! Lesa: Bruce! Go see Daddy – he’s right over there!!
Dave: I’m sick today. Ashley: I’m sick too. I’m not talking a lot today and I’ve been coughing and farting and I keep having to say excuse me at daycare.