The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Ashley to Lesa: When I get big I’m going to buy you a car. Lesa: Okay, what color? Ashley: I will paint it. You can’t drive it until it gets dried. Lesa: Okay. Ashley: I will paint it pink and purple!
Dillan to Ashley: You’re a cry baby! Ashley to Dillan: Well, you are a … Ashley to Dave: Daddy? Is potty a bad word? Dave to Ashley: No. Ashley to Dillan: … you are a potty baby!
Ashley, immediately upon waking up yesterday morning, ran back and forth yelling: Happy church day! Happy church day. I love going to church!
[I stopped my Kid Quote of the Day status updates due to several reasons but mostly because I’ve been too tired to even Facebook. However, there has been such an outcry over my decision I feel obligated to resume. Here is an appropriate one from this morning.] Dave to Dillan: Read more…
Dave to Bruce: Good job! [He was helping push the diaper change table.] Bruce to Dave: Good job.
Ashley to Dave: You are a Mister! Mister Dave! [She laughs at her joke.] I love you Mister!
Ashley, excited about The Newlywed Game, to Lesa: Mommy! Mommy! They was winning and got a prize and she had big boobies – even bigger than yours!
Ashley to Lesa during bedtime hugs and kisses: Mommy, I want to keep you.
Ashley: Daddy, can we take the short way home? Dave: Sure. Why? Ashley: I miss Mommy. Dave: I miss Mommy too! You got to spend the morning with her and I had to work. Ashley: I miss her this much – 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, Read more…