The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Dwyane: Mommy, can we sing Happy Birthday to Dillan again? Lesa: Why? Dwyane: Because it’s Dillan’s birthday and I like his birthday. Lesa: You can sing Happy Birthday to him anytime you want. [Dwyane sings Happy Birthday to Dillan again.] Dillan: All this Happy Birthday singing is getting annoying. They Read more…
Dave, to Bruce (who was in a hurry to get to Kindergarten Countdown): So, you want to be with Ms. Page more than me? Bruce: Fine! I’ll hug and kiss you.
Ashley: I took all the corn. Lesa: Them chickens are going to be unhappy. Ashley: I’d rather have a full belly over happy chickens. Lesa: And I’d rather you eat it than the chickens!
Dave: Quiet! Bruce: Why? Dave: Don’t y’all know the meaning of quiet? Bruce: No.
Ashley: Daddy, is Asian Pearl expensive? Dillan sure picked a fancy, fancy restaurant to go to!
Lesa: Bruce, tablet time is over. Bruce: Wait! I want to keep going up so I can meet Jesus. Lesa: Bruce, there’s no Jesus in Minecraft.