The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Dave to Dwyane: Do you want anymore cereal? Dwyane: No. Dave: Are you sure? Dwyane: No. Dave: So, you do want more? Dwyane: No. Dave: Okay. I’m putting the cereal up. Dwyane: No. Dave: Okay. I’ll leave it out then. Dwyane: No.
Dillan: Daddy, are you going to keep us forever? Dave: I don’t know Dillan. We’re trying to make that happen. Dillan, giving me his big hug: I love you guys so much!
Dave to Dillan: Your guess is as good as mine. Dillan: Real good?
Ashley: That chocolate cake is yucky. I will eat cheese cake tomorrow.
Ashley: That cheesecake was tasty! I’m not kidding you Mommy!
Dillan: This van is big! It takes up half the road. Ashley: If I was a boy I could drive this van – and pee outside.
While our dinner guest was present Dillan asked: How come the counter top is cleaned off?
We both heard Bruce clearly say “I want more.” when Lesa took his supper plate away.
Dillan, after seeing a nice in-ground pool on a TV commercial: I want a pool too. Lesa: I do too. You’d better get a job so you can buy us one. Dillan: You’ll be dead by then. Lesa: [laughing out loud] You’re probably right!
Dillan: Daddy, your beard is growing. Why? Dave: It’s growing because I haven’t shaved it. Dillan: Why? Dave: Because I like a beard in the winter time. Come summer I will shave it off. Dillan: Look Mommy! Daddy’s hair is growing too!