Kid Quote of the Day – November 6, 2014
Dillan, last night during our bedtime prayer time: I pray that we don’t ever have to leave.
The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Dillan, last night during our bedtime prayer time: I pray that we don’t ever have to leave.
Dillan, after nearly a week of getting into trouble at school and daycare: Daddy, I’ve been good today. Dave: That’s music to my ears!
Ashley: Daddy, are you taking Dillan to school today? Dave: No. Lesa is taking him. Ashley: Good, ’cause I don’t like boys. I only like baby boys and grown-up boys. Dillan: I only like Dave and Lesa and Dwyane and Bruce … and Ashley. Ashley to Dillan: I still don’t Read more…
Ashley: Mommy, can I tell you something? Lesa: Sure. Ashley: My tummy says it’s full and doesn’t want any more. Lesa: So, I guess you won’t be eating desert then? Ashley: Mommy, can I tell you something else? Lesa: Sure. Ashley: My tummy says it’s not that full.
Ashley: Can I have a hug? Hugs make me get well quicker.
Dwyane, in his dinosaur costume: Ggrrroooowwwwwllllll!!!!!!!
Ashley: Daddy, I prayed for you to not be sick anymore. Are you feeling better? Dave: I am now.
Dillan to Ashley: You’re a big meanie! Ashley: You act like a girl. Dillan: You’re a liar! Ashley: Hey girlfriend. Dillan: Oh! Ashley: Girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend. Dillan: You’re the meanest sister in the whole world!
[Driving to daycare] Dillan to Ashley: Ashley! Get that doll away from me! That’s annoying! [Five minutes later I notice Dillan with the doll] Dave to Dillan: Dillan! Quit bothering Ashley and give her doll back. Ashley: We’re sharing Daddy. It’s Dillan’s turn playing with the doll. Dillan: Yeah, it’s Read more…
Dave, to Dwyane: Are you poopy? Dwyane: No. Dave, checking Bruce: It’s not Bruce. It must be Ashley. Ashley: I farted, but it was a quiet one so you guys didn’t hear. Dave: That explains the smell then. Dillan: Bruce and Dwyane have quiet ones too. Ashley: Dillan has loud Read more…