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The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 20, 2014
Dillan, while we were hauling trash: I bet the trash in the back of your truck is saying “Let us out! We don’t want to go!”
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 17, 2014
Ashley, pulling her “blankie” over her head: Daddy, you can’t find me!
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 16, 2014
Dillan: Daddy, my penis fell asleep. Dave: What do you mean fell asleep? Dillan: I was peeing and it just fell asleep and I peed on my leg. Dave: Oh. [Laughing] Lesa: You’re supposed to hold it and aim where you pee. Dillan: Huh? Lesa: Dave can show you.
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 15, 2014
Dave to Ashley: I love you so much I could hug you all day. Ashley: You’re silly. You can’t hug me all day. You have to drive us to daycare!
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 14, 2014
Dillan: I liked the old Mr. Rooster [deceased]. Ashley: I don’t. I don’t like any Mr. Roosters. They try to eat us!
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 13, 2014
Ashley, after falling, said: I’ve been walking long. [She preempted me from asking if she’s been walking long.]
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 8, 2014
Ashley, after falling: Dave, my legs are still sleeping.
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 7, 2014
Ashley: Is it tomorrow today? Dave: It won’t be tomorrow until tomorrow and then it’ll become today. Ashley: Huh? Dave: Never mind. Ashley: Oh, it will never be tomorrow!
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Kid Quote of the Day – October 6, 2014
Dillan, eating a ham sandwich: Lesa, you are the best cooker!