The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
As I was getting cut off by a car in a construction zone on Hwy 37-S in Bloomington Ashley shouted: Where is that car’s turn signal?! Get out of the way! I hate traffic! [I wonder who she learned that from?]
Lesa to Bruce: Where’s your sippy cup at? Bruce: Right here. Lesa: He said “Right here!” Did you hear that? That’s so awesome! Thank you God for so many firsts!
Ashley to Dillan: I’m talking to you. Dillan: I’m not listening to you. I’m looking at trees.
Ashley: My baby needs her diaper changed. Dave: Well, you better change it then. Ashley: It’s smelly that’s how I know. Dave: You’re being such a good mom. Ashley: I’m not a mom! Dave: Isn’t that your baby? Ashley: Yeah, but Lesa is mom! Dave: Well, good luck getting Lesa Read more…
Ashley: I gave my baby some milk. Dave: That was nice of you. Was she crying? Ashley: Yes, but now she is napping. Dave: What is your baby’s name? Ashley: It is Lesa, like Mommy’s name. Dave: Lesa is a nice name.
Dillan to Dave: There’s a huge spider in the bathroom on the toilet! I didn’t run because I’m scared it’s going to kill me. I ran because I thought you would want to know.
[While riding bikes Dillan crashed into Ashley causing them both to wreck.] Ashley to Dillan: You be careful! You crashed into me and you got a big bike and my bike is only a little big and your bike is really fast and my bike is only a little fast Read more…
Ashley: It’s not fair. Dave: What’s not fair? Ashley: That I can’t watch George. [Curious George on the PBS App on my phone.] Dave: Well, so sorry you feel that way. Ashley: But I want to! Dave: I want a million dollars. Ashley: Me will get a million dollars and Read more…
Ashley to Dillan: Let’s play “Mom and Dad” and I will be mom and you can be dad and Bruce and Dwyane can be babies. Dillan: I don’t want to be a dad. Ashley: Ah! You get to yell and get the kids in trouble when they are bad. Dillan: Read more…