Kid Quote of the Day – July 21, 2014
Dillan: You need to buy a new house Ashley: ‘Cause this one’s too small!
The Williams kids say the darnedest things!
Dillan: You need to buy a new house Ashley: ‘Cause this one’s too small!
Tired Bruce: Waaah waaah wah wah waaaaaaaaaah! Hungry Bruce: Waaah waaah wah wah waaaaaaaaaah! Needs changed Bruce: Waaah waaah wah wah waaaaaaaaaah! Wants attention Bruce: Waaah waaah wah wah waaaaaaaaaah! Normal Bruce: Waaah waaah wah wah waaaaaaaaaah!
Dillan: You like that truck Daddy? Dave: Yes I do. Dillan: I buy you that truck. A blue one. Ashley, in the background: Me buy Mommy a pink one.
After seeing a picture of Jesus in one of her books Ashley said, “Me saw Jesus! Me kissed Jesus! Me love Jesus so much!”
Dillan, when asked what his name was at the new day care: I’m Dillan. I’m big brother. I make sure no one beats up on Ashley.
Ashley: You and mommy are very old and will die soon. Me be very sad. Me will climb on me bed and wait for you to come back!
“Rrrhhhaaaaaaallllllllllkkkkkk” – what Bruce said when he walked up to me and barfed banana and Cheerios on my shirt and pants while I was getting ready for work. He just smiled, laughed, and walked away…
Dillan, during breakfast, out of nowhere: Mommy pooped Bruce out. Dave: Well, that would explain a lot.