Dave: Who farted?
Ashley: Excuse me.
Dave: That was nasty smelling.
Dillan: Nasty smelling like the trash Daddy and me hauled Saturday. Were you eating garbage?
Ashley: No, it must have been the school lunch.
Dillan: I only ate the taco meat and I farted all day!
Dwyane: Not me! I waited until I got outside and I farted so loud – and so long – it was crazy loud and long!