[Every day on the way to daycare I drive by a certain field. It is “Our Field” and on most days we see deer and/or turkeys. This past week we haven’t seen either which is kind of odd.]

Dave to Ashley: Nothing! I don’t see anything again. Do you?

Ashley: No. Maybe the turkeys are in timeout.

Dave: In timeout? I didn’t know turkeys got timeouts. What do you think they did?

Ashley: They was probably playing and got wet and muddy and they got in trouble.

Dave: Oh, like you kids the other day?

Ashley: Yeah. I bet they’re in timeout and that’s why we don’t see them.

Dave: Maybe they decided they wanted to eat something different and went to another place to eat?

Ashley: No, they’re in timeout.

Dave: Oh, okay. I’ll trust you on that.

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