Dillan: Daddy, I thought you were going to take the tools out of your truck.
Dave: I either forgot or didn’t have time. I was sick almost all the day yesterday. Remember?
Dillan: Yeah, but it makes noise and kind of scares me.
Dave: Scares you? You know its my tools making the noise. Why are you scared?
Dillan: What if it isn’t your tools?
Dave: Yeah, I see what you mean. What if it’s a troll that likes to bite off little boys’ heads?
Dillan: Daddy! Don’t say that!
Ashley: Does it like little girls’ heads too?
Dave: No, little girls have too much hair. Little boy heads have just the right amount of hair.
Dillan: But you will kill it right? If it tries to bite my head off?
Dave: Yes! I have my pocket knife and I would stab it in the eyes and cut off its head way before it can get to you!
Dillan: And stab it in the heart?
Dave: And stab it in the heart.
Ashley: And cut its belly off?
Dave: And cut it’s belly off.
Ashley: And it’s back?
Dave: I would.
Dwyane: And cut off its arms and legs!
Dave: I would cut off it’s arms and legs!
Dwyane, joined by Ashley and Dillan: Yeah! Yeah!
Dillan: I love and like you Daddy.
Ashley: You’re a good Daddy!