Dillan: Daddy, I thought you were going to take the tools out of your truck.

Dave: I either forgot or didn’t have time. I was sick almost all the day yesterday. Remember?

Dillan: Yeah, but it makes noise and kind of scares me.

Dave: Scares you? You know its my tools making the noise. Why are you scared?

Dillan: What if it isn’t your tools?

Dave: Yeah, I see what you mean. What if it’s a troll that likes to bite off little boys’ heads?

Dillan: Daddy! Don’t say that!

Ashley: Does it like little girls’ heads too?

Dave: No, little girls have too much hair. Little boy heads have just the right amount of hair.

Dillan: But you will kill it right? If it tries to bite my head off?

Dave: Yes! I have my pocket knife and I would stab it in the eyes and cut off its head way before it can get to you!

Dillan: And stab it in the heart?

Dave: And stab it in the heart.

Ashley: And cut its belly off?

Dave: And cut it’s belly off.

Ashley: And it’s back?

Dave: I would.

Dwyane: And cut off its arms and legs!

Dave: I would cut off it’s arms and legs!

Dwyane, joined by Ashley and Dillan: Yeah! Yeah!

Dillan: I love and like you Daddy.

Ashley: You’re a good Daddy!

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