Ashley: What’s in your hand?
Dave: Peanut butter crackers.
Ashley: I like peanut butter crackers.
Dave: You do?
Ashley: Daddy, can I tell you something?
Dave: Sure.
Ashley: I love you.
Dave: You’re just saying that to get some crackers.
Ashley: But my tummy is rumbling!
Dave: You just had breakfast. This is my breakfast. If I give you my crackers my tummy will rumble.
Ashley: Awe! But I want crackers.
Dave: You want some? Okay, here (as I hand her an empty wrapper which she eagerly snatches from my hand).
Dillan laughing hysterically: Daddy Dave! You gave her an empty wrapper!
Ashley: Ah! That’s not fair!