Ashley: Daddy, I got you two coloring sheets for Christmas.
Dave: Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know. I want to be surprised.
Ashley: Yeah, but you don’t know what kind.
Dave: Well, okay. Speaking of Christmas, what should we get Mommy?
Dillan and Ashley both shouted: JEWELRY!
Bruce: A ring with a big sparkly thing on it.
Dave: Besides jewelry what can we get her?
Bruce: Peace and quiet!
Ashley: We can give her peace and quiet coupons and whenever she wants you can drive us around so Mommy can be alone.
Dave: She’d like peace and quiet.