[Driving home we saw two young bulls butting heads.]
Dillan: It looks like they’re fighting.
Dave: They are.
Ashley: Probably fighting over a girl.
Dave: Sounds about right.
Dillan: Daddy, do you always have to fight to get the girl?
Dave: Not always, but sometimes.
Dillan: Daddy: Did you fight to get Mommy?
Dave: I sure did! I had to fight to get her, and I had to fight to keep her!
Ashley: That’s because she’s pretty and all the boys wanted her.
Dave: Yup! I wasn’t that great a catch either.
Dillan: Did you beat them other guys?
Dave: Every single one!
Ashley: If you lost would Mommy go with that other boy?
Dave: She probably would have felt sorry for me and kept me anyway.
Ashley: Probably cause she loved you.
Dave: Yup! I tricked her!
Dillan: I’m glad you tricked her.