Bruce: Daddy, can you take us fishing sometime.

Dave: Sure.

Bruce: Daddy is the only one that ever catches any fish.

Dave: Wait, I have to check my license.

Bruce: What does that mean.

Ashley: It means his fishing license could be out of order.

Bruce: Huh?

Lesa: It means it might be expired.

Bruce: Huh?

Dillan: It means it’s not good anymore. Like the expiration date on milk.

Lesa: Very good.

Dave: I’ll check it when we get home.

Bruce: So we can’t go fishing?

Lesa: Daddy will handle it.

[Note: My license is not “Out of Order.”]

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