Me, to Ashley, at my Dad’s house: It’s my Dad’s birthday. He just turned 79 years old today.

Ashley: That’s pretty old. How old is your mom?

Dave: I think she’s 33, maybe 34.

My Mom, overhearing, said: No, I’m 39.

Ashley, looking closely at my Mom, said: No, you’re not 39. You’re a lot older!

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