[While eating Taco Bell before swim lessons …]

Ashley: These are yummy but I like Mommy’s better.

Dillan: Yeah, Mommy makes the best tacos in the whole world.

Ashley, to Dave: Do you like these tacos?

Dave: Yeah, I like these tacos.

Ashley, sounding concerned: Then you don’t like Mommy’s tacos?

Dave: I like these tacos but I like Mommy’s tacos the best.

Ashley, sounding relieved: Me too!

Dillan: Me three!

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